Right, honest question: how does cleaning one thing turn into cleaning everything you’ve ever owned?
I started with the patio. It had reached that point where it wasn’t just dirty — it was actually judging me. So I booked patio cleaning Northwich with the legends over at Clearview Cheshire. Simple plan. Quick fix. Nothing dramatic.
Except it looked too good afterward.
Like, they left and I stood outside for ten minutes in total silence, just staring at clean slabs. Which unfortunately made me realise how awful the driveway looked.
So obviously, I rang them again and asked for driveway cleaning Northwich. I’m not even exaggerating — I forgot the drive was originally light grey. I thought the dark brown was its natural colour. It was not.
Next? Windows.
Can’t have a gleaming drive and patio with murky glass staring back at you. The smudges were unbearable. I booked window cleaning Northwich, and now everything’s so clear I feel like I need to wear sunglasses indoors. No complaints.
But it didn’t stop there. I noticed the paths. And the bricks. And this weird green patch that’s been living behind the bins rent-free for the last five years. So I booked pressure washing Northwich to blast it all. Extremely satisfying. 10/10, would watch again.
And THEN… I looked up.
The roof. Honestly? I was hoping no one would notice it was basically growing its own ecosystem. But now that everything else was spotless, I couldn’t ignore it. So yes, I booked roof cleaning Northwich. They handled it like pros — cleared the moss, treated it, didn’t wreck the tiles, and even sorted the gutters. Beautiful stuff.
What started as a single job turned into a full exterior cleaning Northwich takeover — and I don’t regret it for a second.
Clearview Cheshire were absolute machines. No fuss, no mess, and no awkward upselling — just a friendly team doing the kind of work that makes you want to post dramatic before-and-after photos and pretend you did it all yourself.
Now when I walk outside, I don’t see grime or moss or streaks — just a house that looks like it has its life together. Can’t relate, but I’ll take it.
Anyway. I’m off to stand at the end of the driveway and admire it like it’s a luxury car I can’t afford.